Just Above Sunset
October 2, 2005 - Moralists Say the Oddest Things
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Written Thursday evening
here in Hollywood as night descended and the air was filled with smoke from the twenty-thousand acre fire to the west, the
Burbank fire to the north and another far out east - in Apocalypse (Local Version) - there was some mention, in all the other madness, of what William Bennett said this week on Morning in America, his radio show. Perhaps that deserves its own item. He didn't answer. But I do know that it's
true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could - if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this
country, and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do,
but your crime rate would go down. Thursday evening you could
see him on Fox News telling Sean Hannity this was no big deal. It was sociology or something. Friday this was all over the
news, except he didn't appear on CNN's "Situation Room" - Wolf explained that was a contractual matter. Bennett is a Fox News
commentator. CNN doesn't get him. But everyone else has comments Friday. Michigan Democrat John Conyers wrote a letter to
the Salem Radio Network that syndicates "Morning in America" and requested Bennett be suspended. A glance at television during the day would net Nancy Pelosi being outraged, the Congressional Black Caucus being outraged,
and the NAACP likewise. Everyone was piling on. CNN on the "Situation Room" had Jack Cafferty reading viewers' letters. Oh yeah? Just change
one word, from black to white: "But I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could - if that were
your sole purpose, you could abort every WHITE baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible,
ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down." Let me see - no babies,
white or black or brown or yellow or green - no crime. Makes sense. Excellent idea! Had Bill
only thought of this himself, he might have gotten himself off the hook. Yes, it is. Bill Bennett is a hypocrite,
a loathsome fungus on the tree of American politics, a man who has worked unceasingly to make America a worse place - when
he's not publishing the work of others under his own name, or rolling the dice at Las Vegas while claiming that America's
poor would be rich if only they had the righteousness and moral fiber than he does. Seeing this, our Wall Street attorney friend reminded
me of something concerning this advice about never getting involved in an argument over Noam Chomsky - "Didn't we try this
once in one of your classes?" Yes, our Wall Street attorney friend was in my Language and Linguistics class back in the seventies,
but the issue there was not political but rather about Chomsky's theories of language acquisition. Noam Chomsky also does
psycholinguistics, right? That's what MIT hired him to do for all these years. The
other stuff is... other stuff. The UCLA professor, of
course, asks what's wrong with this picture? Brad DeLong defends Bill Bennett, and George W. Bush denounces him. The explanation is simple, of course: DeLong has the acuity to parse a somewhat complex oral text, and the integrity
to stand up for a wrongly-accused opponent. Bush, by contrast, neither knows nor cares what Bennett meant to say, and lacks
the cojones to stand up for a wrongly-accused ally. Yes, it's hard to feel very sorry for Bennett. The comment that tripped him up wasn't genocidal, but it was deeply
intellectually dishonest: there's no legitimate comparison between claiming that unwanted children commit a disproportionate
share of crime, and that therefore allowing women the choice of terminating pregnancies will reduce crime, and a proposal
for forced abortions for all black women. But Brad is right: Bennett, an abortion opponent, was rejecting a caller's invitation to claim that abortion restriction
would improve the fiscal picture of Social Security, and trying to explain that the anti-abortion position should be argued
for on moral rather than consequential grounds.
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