Just Above Sunset
August 1, 2004 - Events NOT Occurring in Boston
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OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA CITY - Former three-term Rep. Tom Coburn won the Republican nomination Tuesday for the
seat of GOP Sen. Don Nickles, trouncing a popular Oklahoma politician after a bruising and expensive campaign marked by allegations
of backstabbing and shady land deals. And the AP story gives
more detail. Campaign observers widely believed that Oklahoma City Mayor Kirk Humphreys, who was one of two
Republicans challenging Coburn for the spot, has much broader appeal for swing voters and would have been a formidable opponent
in November. Coburn, on the other hand, has the backing and financial resources of a number of conservative groups, but also
the baggage of a right-wing reputation. He only made things worse for himself a few weeks ago when he remarked that doctors
who perform abortions should get the death penalty. And then clarified that while there isn't yet a law that would allow capital
punishment for such doctors, he would support the passage of one. Nice. She goes on to say Oklahoma
isn’t like this at all – they have a Democratic governor, after all. Coburn
may or may not win, but she says he’s an aberration. Maybe he is. Almost all the electronic records from the first widespread use of touch-screen voting in Miami-Dade
County have been lost, stoking concerns that the machines are unreliable as the presidential election draws near. The item goes on to explain
how “event logs” in the systems aren’t very reliable – and this is not Diebold. This is Election Systems and Software of Omaha, Nebraska. Crashes. Lost data. No possible recovery. Oh well. Florida May Be the Next Florida
Yep. The answer to the
question of the upcoming presidential election – how to make it fair - is to forget Florida. Win enough votes elsewhere so that it doesn’t matter who “wins” in Florida. It's election night, and early returns suggest trouble for the incumbent. Then, mysteriously,
the vote count stops and observers from the challenger's campaign see employees of a voting-machine company, one wearing a
badge that identifies him as a county official, typing instructions at computers with access to the vote-tabulating software.
Yep, and down that way
many precincts recorded quite a few more votes than they had registered voters, a new twist on the old Chicago theme of vote
early and vote often. Now you don’t even have to show up. ___ Note – Late in the week officials
in Florida miraculously found a back-up CD with most of the missing election data they thought had been lost forever. They tell us everyone should feel better, and more trusting now. Is this CD the real deal? I would be nice if there was a chain of custody involved, but there isn’t. They just found it in the back of a desk drawer.
Yeah, right. Well, Florida is a casual
place – a place run by the president’s brother.
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