Just Above Sunset
November 14, 2004 - British Busybodies
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In November 14, 2004 - Rick Brown on why what was said last week was wrong, or inadequate... Rick, the News Guy in Atlanta says this to Joseph in Paris - As for the "Guardian UK's adventure
in Clark County, OH", I'm sorry, but whatever it is you are referring to may have had a huge effect on the UK vote, but not
many of us over here subscribe to the Guardian. Maybe only Bush voters saw "Guardian UK's adventure in Clark County,
OH," but I, for one, have no idea what it even is. Joseph
was referring to this – "My fellow non-Americans ... " The Guardian (UK) Wednesday October 13, 2004 -and perhaps to the write up in the rival Telegraph (UK) ...
and a write-up in the Telegraph (UK) "Guardian calls it quits in Clark County fiasco" David Rennie in Youngstown (Filed: 22/10/2004) - - The Guardian yesterday ran up the white flag and called a halt to "Operation
Clark County", the newspaper's ambitious scheme to recruit thousands of readers to persuade American voters in a swing state
to kick out President George W Bush in next month's election. Yes,
"Operation Clark County" was a failure. The most powerful
transatlantic connection is a personal one, so we have designed a system to match individual Guardian readers with individual
voters in Clark County, in the crucial swing state of Ohio. … We have included only those voters who chose to list themselves
as unaffiliated, instead of as Republican or Democrat: that is no guarantee that they are persuadable, of course, but it does
increase the chances. The data on which our system is based is publicly available, but we have designed it to give out each
address only once, so there is no danger of recipients getting deluged. In formulating your
letter, you will need to introduce yourself: no individual Clark County voter will have any reason to be expecting your communication.
And in choosing your arguments, keep in mind the real risk of alienating your reader by coming across as interfering or offensive.
You might want to handwrite your letter, for additional impact, and we strongly recommend including your own name and address
- it lends far more credibility to your views, and you might get a reply. It
didn’t work. But
Rick checked it out and…. This
is very funny! I
love it that some Democrat living over there tried to warn them this would only help Bush in that county but they didn't believe
her, and that the first lady to receive a letter threw it away because she thought it was from a terrorist, and that, according
to some local pol, these people, many of whom have "literacy issues," thought the Guardian was from the nearby town
of London, Ohio! Does
this whole thing not sound like some movie that stars Peter Sellers and Jonathan Winters? Except, of course, the movie could
never be as funny as the real thing! Still,
I do have a hard time believing this cute little stunt had any effect whatsoever on the election. Ah,
probably not. Bob
Patterson, our Just Above Sunset columnist, adds this – Rick
is right. This would make a swell comedy. Did Ohio actually sign the treaty ending
the Revolutionary war or are they technically still "one of the colonies?" Since George Washington didn't become the first president April 30, 1789, (and thus become the representative of the
USA) so wouldn't each colony have to sign the treaty separately? Did they? Rick
replies – Damn, all this nostalgia is making
me feel old! But in a good way! (If that's possible.) I does happen that I do know the movie "The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!" (starring as the submarine
captain, as I remember it, Alan Arkin, one of my favorite comic actors) was based on the book "The Off-Islanders," a novel
about a Soviet sub running aground on some Nantucket-like island where the inhabitants don't so much suspect these outsiders
because they're commies as that they don't live on this island. I happened to have read this paperback, one of the few I read
back then, when I was in high school vacationing at Lake Winnipesaukee in New Hampshire. Did Ohio actually sign the treaty ending the Revolutionary war or are they technically still "one of the colonies?" Truth is, Ohio wasn't one of the colonies in 1783 when the Treaty of Paris was signed. I think it was territory owned by some other colony. (Pennsylvania?) Since George Washington didn't become the first president April 30, 1789 ... so wouldn't each colony have to sign the treaty separately? Did they? After the treaty was signed, the United States became a confederation of independent states, recognized as such by
Britain, which, four years later, decided to reorganize themselves into a proper country. By that point, they weren't actual
colonies anymore, they were states, each of which just had to worry about ratifying the actual Constitution. (I think Rhode Island, for one, originally rejected the pact but then decided after the fact that they didn't relish
the idea of being like some Monaco surrounded by this huge and possibly dangerous country, so they signed up after everyone
else had signed on.) Be that as it may, the Brits made a whole lot
of folks in Ohio, the country or state or colony, unhappy. A bad idea.
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