The Effect of Washington’s Intervention in Florida
Regarding the Woman with No Brain Waves
for the Last Fifteen Years
At the Betty Bowers site
you can buy mugs and t-shirts and such that say Dear Red States: To be honest, we do look
down on you - and you can order those here.
So? Those of us who live in California are supposed to be happy that we do.
Variations of the
letter below can be found here:
Pink slip for the Red States
David Donnell - January 26, 2005
Abusive Relationships: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, But Staying Together Is Suicide
by Citizen of South Canadian Republic Friday, Nov. 05, 2004 at 3:48 PM
This is the version going around
the web now, and was forwarded to me from a friend at a prestigious Wall Street law firm -
From: Blue Girl (f1.newtimes.com)
Subject: Letter from a New Yorker: Dear Red States
Date: November 9, 2004 at 2:39 pm PST
Dear Red States:
Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals.
Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving. California will now be its own country. And we're taking
all the Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan,
Illinois, and all of the Northeast.
We spoke to God, and She agrees that this split will be beneficial to almost everybody,
and especially to us in the new country of California. In fact, God is so excited about it, She's going to shift the whole
country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be back in their states by then.
you get Texas and all the former slave states. We get the Governator, stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot
Spitzer. You get Ken Lay. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We
get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get all the technological innovation
in Alabama. We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single
moms to support, and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies? But
heck, the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on their Big Macs. Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving
California wine at your state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for you. (Ouch, bet that hurts!)
so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice and anti-war.
Speaking of war, we're going to want all
Blue States' citizens back from Iraq. If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals. They have tons of kids they're
willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids' caskets
Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, really hope, you find those missing
weapons of mass destruction. Seriously. Soon.
With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm control of 80%
of the country's fresh water, over 90% of our pineapple and lettuce, 92% of all fresh fruit production, 93% of the artichoke
production, 95% of America's export quality wines, 90% of all cheese production, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the
US low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Amherst,
Stanford, Berkeley, CalTech, IIT and MIT. We can live simply but well.
The Red States, on the other hand, now have
to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike), 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100%
of all tornadoes, 90% of all hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, 100% of all Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones
University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. A high price to pay for controlling the presidency.
38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually eaten by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing
the death penalty or gun laws, 44% believe that evolution is just a theory, 53% that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11 and
- most hard to grasp - 61% believe that Bush is a person of moral conviction.
So we drift apart. The
country is more divided that it has ever been – unless you count that Civil war back in the early 1860’s –
or as they sometimes call it south of the Mason-Dixon Line, the late unpleasantness between the states.
Ah well, perhaps
we should split.
But the folks in the red states are serious. South Carolina may actually secede. See this from World Net Daily on May 24, 2004 – on the plans for states succeeding to form a Christian traditional-values
nation of their own. And we see who is first - "… after originally considering Alabama, Mississippi and South Carolina
due to their relatively small populations, coastal access, and the Christian nature of the electorate, Burnell says South
Carolina has been selected as the target location."
All this was discussed in Just
Above Sunset last September here.
Now, thanks to events in Florida, momentum is no doubt building.