Just Above Sunset
April 24, 2005 - The So-Called Liberal Media Evaporates Before Our Eyes
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Clare Booth Luce (1903-1987) – Socialite Clare Booth
Luce, married to Henry R. Luce who published Time, Life, and Fortune, served in the US Congress from 1942 to
1946 and later as ambassador to Brazil and Italy. She also wrote plays, was a World War II war correspondent, and wrote articles
and reviews. She entered politics as
a critic of the Roosevelt administration and served two terms (1943-47) as Republican congresswoman from Connecticut. Her appointment by President Eisenhower as U.S. Ambassador to Italy (1953-57) made
her the first American woman ever to hold a major diplomatic post. No. There's been a lot of
debate over whether the media is "liberal" or "conservative." But as I saw this
week's cover of Time Magazine, I realized just how ridiculous it is for there to even be a debate. Yep, that’s her.
It has become clear to
me that we are frogs being slowly boiled to death. And the media are enjoying the hot tub party so much that they are helping
to turn up the heat. Well, did the woman really
say all those things? This about a "commentator"
who claimed that the Democratic Party "supports killing, lying, adultery, thievery, envy"; who said of the idea that the American
military were targeting journalists, "Would that it were so!"; who said President Clinton "was a very good rapist"; who insisted
that "[l]iberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole"; who said that "I think a baseball bat is the most effective way these
days" to talk to liberals; who said it was lucky for former senator Max Cleland's political career that he lost an arm and
two legs in Vietnam; who has said her "only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building";
and who wrote that the only real question about Bill Clinton was "whether to impeach or assassinate." Ah, but she was kidding. But she is sly about letting anyone know if she is kidding. Once upon a time –
back when Ann’s hero, Joe McCarthy, still crawled the earth – Time was what Fox News is now – the
unofficial official propaganda organ of the Republican Party. As partisan a rag as ever befouled the propeller of American
democracy, in fact. And, just as Fox News has Roger Ailes to keep it on the shining path, Time had its publisher, Henry
Luce – who actually combined the roles of Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Yes, out here in Hollywood
some of us do remember that. Amusing. Then came Watergate and
the ‘70s and the left’s cultural revolution. Loyal retainers passed away and corporate drones replaced
them, and by the late ‘80s, Time, while still Republican-leaning (and Reagan worshipping) was no longer the magazine
that Luce built. When media hustler Gerald Levin moved in and gobbled up Time-Life in 1989, it seemed as if the last traces
of the old fire-breathing, Red-baiting, Time had vanished forever – suffocated in a vat of Hollywood schmaltz.
Ah, that famous at of Hollywood
schmaltz. No doubt that vat is just down the block at Greenblatt’s Delicatessen
and I should get a photo for the next issue of Just Above Sunset. … the differences
between the old Time and the new Time not only show how much the magazine has changed, they also highlight how
much the news media as a whole have been changed by the rise of the mega-monster entertainment conglomerates – such
as Time Warner AOL CNN HBO Elektra etc. etc. Maybe so. But Billmon asserts this new “print whatever is profitable” is more dangerous than having press
barons with large holdings publishing their prejudices. … the corporate
media’s present eagerness to suck and lick the private parts of right-wing extremists is based on an increasingly frantic
belief that this is what the audience wants. With their massive market power, however, the mega-monsters also have the ability
to shape consumer appetites – creating, in effect, a demand for the kind of content they want to supply.
Yep, at least you knew
where he stood. ___ Bob
Patterson sends this along – In
a speculation about what would be on the "cover" of Just Above Sunset magazine, if it were to feature a "cover" page, you
said: "If it were to carry one perhaps the first one would be... Jonathan Swift? Or
maybe Duke Ellington." I
have a modest proposal - what about some speculative fiction about a hypothetical meeting between Jonathan Swift and Duke Ellington? What would that be like? In
answer – Ellington was born in April of 1899 in Washington DC, the son of a White House butler. His world from early childhood on was music. Swift was born
in the seventeen century in Ireland and ended up in his last years as Dean of Saint Patrick’s in Dublin – after
spending most of his career in England, being a pain in the ass to those in power. I’m
not sure what Swift would make of the musical Nubian, as he would call Ellington. There’s
a gap. The
real problem as I see it? Swift hated music.
He had a tin ear – and specifically Ménière's disease, an inner ear thing which causes attacks of vertigo along with hearing loss. They say he went mad, but probably that ear problem did him in. Anyway,
I recall from my wacky academic career long ago that Handel did the first production of “The Messiah” in Dublin
in 1742, before it opened in London – kind of like a Broadway show doing Philadelphia and New Haven to work out production
problems before the big opening night in mid-town Manhattan. Swift, then in his
mid-seventies, attended - and walked out early. He called it meaningless noise. God only knows what Swift would have made of “Take the A Train” or “Satin
Doll.” But
both were religious – Swift was a Church of England cleric (ordained in 1694), and Ellington, between 1965 and 1973,
the year before his death, composed three concerts of sacred music. And the earlier
suite “Come Sunday” is fine. On
the other hand, Ellington sucked up to the British royals – there was that 1959 suite for Queen Elizabeth. Swift would not approve. Somewhere around 1710 or so Swift
called his own monarch, Queen Ann, the stupidest ruler anyone had ever seen – not that he had much respect for the German
Georges who succeeded her, those Hanoverian dudes. Ah, Ellington wanted to be
cool and suave and in – and did make himself all that. And he loved the
public eye. Ellington was a spiffy dresser.
Swift? He didn’t give a shit for such stuff. They
would have nothing to say to each other. Minor
note – I do find it odd that the British, in order to keep any Catholic from the throne, in 1688 imported monarchs from
the Netherlands, the protestant William and Mary of the distantly related House of Orange (Queen Ann was their daughter),
then, when that line failed, turned to their German cousins from the House of Hanover for George I – who didn’t
even speak English. Well, the succeeding Georges spoke English – and not
one of them ever turned Catholic. Fine.
And now, of all things, we have a German Pope. What? And the war about that House of Orange decision still rages on in Northern Ireland – some Bloodless
Revolution, as they called it back then. How
strange. Organized religion causes no end of trouble. |
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