Just Above Sunset
May 1, 2005 - "Fossil Rabbits in the Precambrian"
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As noted in these pages
- November 28, 2004: The Triumph of Idealism - and around the November 24 anniversary of the publication of Charles Darwin's 'Origin of the Species' (1859) – In an October 29 New
York Times article on George Bush, Nicholas Kristof reports: "Characteristically, he does not believe in evolution - he says the jury is still out - but he
does not actively disbelieve in it either; as a friend puts it, 'he doesn't really care about that kind of thing.'" (Also
see in these pages May 9, 2004: On your knees, America!.) Well, some do care about
that kind of thing, and are puzzled by moves in various states to, if not forbid reaching about evolution, at least force schools to give equal time to a theory called Intelligent Design. It's often said that
because evolution happened in the past, and we didn't see it happen, there is no direct evidence for it. That, of course,
is nonsense. It's rather like a detective coming on the scene of a crime, obviously after the crime has been committed, and
working out what must have happened by looking at the clues that remain. In the story of evolution, the clues are a billionfold.
Well, the most powerful
man in the world says the jury is still out. Who are you going to believe? It comes, I'm sorry to
say, from religion. And from bad religion. You won't find any opposition to the idea of evolution among sophisticated, educated
theologians. It comes from an exceedingly retarded, primitive version of religion, which unfortunately is at present undergoing
an epidemic in the United States. Not in Europe, not in Britain, but in the United States. Well, perhaps. But it may
be a long wait. It's said that the only
rational stance is agnosticism because you can neither prove nor disprove the existence of the supernatural creator. I find
that a weak position. It is true that you can't disprove anything but you can put a probability value on it. There are an
infinite number of things that you can't disprove: unicorns, werewolves, and teapots in orbit around Mars. But we don't pay
any heed to them unless there is some positive reason to think that they do exist. Well, the most powerful
man in the world says the jury is still out. Who are you going to believe, him or David Hume? A delusion is something
that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence. Religion is scarcely distinguishable from childhood delusions like
the "imaginary friend" and the bogeyman under the bed. Unfortunately, the God delusion possesses adults, and not just a minority
of unfortunates in an asylum. The word "delusion" also carries negative connotations, and religion has plenty of those. He’s saying religion
is dangerous? Of course he is. That trend toward enlightenment
has indeed continued in Europe and Britain. It just has not continued in the U.S., and not in the Islamic world. We're seeing
a rather unholy alliance between the burgeoning theocracy in the U.S. and its allies, the theocrats in the Islamic world.
They are fighting the same battle: Christian on one side, Muslim on the other. The very large numbers of people in the United
States and in Europe who don't subscribe to that worldview are caught in the middle. Well, some of us are working
on that. As old-fashioned as it is, some of us thought the Enlightenment was a good idea. A
late note from Ric Erickson, Editor of MetropoleParis, regarding these matters – RE 'Fossil Rabbits' Saturday, April 30, 2005 – Paris, France Dr. Dawkins - "My advice would be, Don't despair, these things pass." Editor of Just Above Sunset - "Well, perhaps. But it may be a long wait." Would you believe 50,000 years? Tonight on Arte-TV, the very same Dawkins, in a show focused on the idea that we became 'we' about 50,000 years ago. Monkeys aren't 'we' and never will be in a million years. But 'we' are evolving. 'We' have always been evolving. Even red-neck cracker 'wes' are evolving. Shown - cave paintings and how they were possibly done. A dude spit the
paint on the cave walls! Fine sez I, but what did they use for lights? Man, how did they get down so deep in those slimy dripping caves without flashlights
with super-bunny batteries? Did they use fireflies? Anyhow, another thing the cave paintings
show, prove - man was comfortable enough 30-40,000 years ago to take time off from hunting bears to spend a lot of time underground
fooling around painting bison and bears on cave walls. Show me a red-neck cracker
that can come close to this! Nothing in them caves in the red states but empty
beer cans. Shown - Cro-Magnon Joe wasn't 'we.' This dude made a heavy-pointed spear
that took him maybe 15 minutes to make. It was stout and heavy. For it to be effective he had to get real close. This
is why Cro-Magnon Joe was built solid. He could take a beating and the race would
go on. Then 'we' come along, a lot more flimsily-built than our predecessor.
'We' take the time, half a day maybe, to make a spear really sharp, but light.
Add a little simple sling to it, and weak as we are we can toss the thing about 20 metres further - all these dudes
talk in metres, logo no? - than old muscle-bound Cro-Magnon. Result - 'we' get
the bear and it's dead, D E A D, but if it ain't, we're further away fast, 'cause we're lighter and scareder. Punk chickens but 'we' bring home the bacon! And here's the modern twist - while some of these 'wes' are down in the old caves painting up a storm, our girlfriends
are putting holes in pearls so they can string them together and hang around their necks, sort of to say, 'Hey lookit me!
Don't I look sweet?' Shown - 50,000 year-old pearls, and how to put holes in
them using simple tools carried by every hardware store 50,000 years ago. All of this, mostly shown by guys digging around in Africa and Europe, from Columbia, Harvard, and of course, the
good doctor Dawkins from the old UK. He mainly talks and puts it all into context,
while the other guys and gals are out in the bush in sweaty short pants whacking away at stones or sticks with stone knives,
or tossing spears around, and other boy scout stuff. What's neat, is that 'we' were doing these things a Very Long Time before we became so civilized and
paranoid, and started to worry about 'why we came to be,' and ignorantly assumed it wasn't 'us' at all but mumbo-jumbo in
the sky, 40-year floods and diverse other miracles. Somebody, tonight, even pointed out that our use of the Internet proves that we are still evolving. That we are at home with multitasking is supposed to be a good sign rather than one of split attention-spans,
where everything becomes half-right, partly-finished, and won't put a sharp point on a spear to save out lives, by God! Show me a living cave painter, who isn't on welfare! Alley Oop
- where are you? Ha!
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