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                  Those of us who are kind
                  of news hounds are well aware that the new media does not exactly multi-task.  There's
                  usually one big story.  The rest is secondary. 
  Because reporting the news
                  is, almost entirely, a commercial venture, anyone who mans an assignment desk is constantly making decisions on what should
                  be covered.  Is any given story what people really want to know about?  Yes?  Then you cover it is all its juicy details, and cover
                  it in such a way that, if television, viewers don't change channels to see Tiger Woods triumphant, or what's up with Lance
                  Armstrong or the Mets, or which of the luscious "Desperate Housewives" this week inadvertently finds herself stark naked in
                  the front year in the middle of the afternoon.  (Something one hardly ever sees
                  out here, oddly enough.)  If radio, one covers things scattershot in short bursts,
                  because folks in their cars seldom want more than a headline and a few follow-on sentences ("Give Us Twenty-Two Minutes and
                  We'll Give You the World") - and the same principle applies.  If it's not what
                  they want to hear - terse nuggets of what's happing here and there - then there's always Janis Joplin on the oldies station.  (Those who listen to NPR seem to be the exception, willing to hang on through "backgrounders"
                  and extended essays.) 
  In any event, you must hold your audience, on the presumption that your ratings will then be
                  healthy enough that you can charge good money for open advertising slots in prime time. 
                  You can guarantee that so many millions will be tuned in when you break for something about the virtues of their particular
                  product or service.  Of course, now and then you gamble and report something odd
                  you think is going to be news, or so you hope, and you get a scoop on your competition. 
  But, for the most part, you
                  know what your audience wants, and it is your job, as a public service, to give them that, and make a few bucks doing so.  Thus endless coverage of Michael Jackson's trial, and this missing attractive white
                  woman or that - and of the next hurricane, as folks want to see all the details of that, even if they live in Ames, Iowa.  Monday, July 18, Larry King on CNN did a full hour on the late Princess Diana's sons
                  - how they're doing now in their twenties and all they're facing and so on.  His
                  ratings for this show were, of course, wonderful, or so one assumes.  Of deep
                  importance in the grand scheme of things?  No. 
                  But millions tuned in. 
  What may seem to you to be news - matters that are of historic or social importance
                  - does not matter as much as what your audience wants to know about.  The news
                  folks don't choose the news.  The market does. 
  Exceptions? 
  Maybe
                  you can create a new market by reporting something people don't yet know they want to know - just as creative marketing
                  can create a new need people didn't know they had, like the need in the seventies for the water in the toilets to be blue
                  (some folks felt obliged to have their toilet water blue because otherwise their visitors would think less of them).  The Washington Post back in the seventies "created a need" for folks to know
                  about Nixon and the Watergate cover-up.  There was no market for that, but they
                  created one.  Very clever. 
  As Rick, the News Guy in Atlanta, says,
                  it's always a balance - between what should be reported in a democracy (people really need to know this), and what
                  people want to hear about (people really want to know that). 
  Thus these days it's Karl Rove all the time -
                  folks seem to get off on the leader in trouble and embarrassed (or at least defensive), or they get off on being angry at
                  those who doubt him.  That will do until the president nominates someone else
                  to the Supreme Court - and then we get a lots of different fussing and fighting.  (Remember
                  Anita Hill and the Coke can and the pubic hair?)  We had a new hurricane, but
                  it didn't hit Texas there was no ratings bump there.  The young, pretty red-state
                  white woman is still missing is Aruba - all those odd folks speaking Dutch, even the scary young black guys! - but nothing
                  is happening!  The suicide bombings in Iraq get worse and worse - now a hundred
                  dead at a clip - but reporting that in any depth doesn't sell advertising slots any longer. 
                  It's not "news" - as that's just what happens (the new normal). 
  Much of this was covered last weekend here
                  in One Man's News Is Another Man's Tedium - which was in some ways a laundry list of possibly important things happening that were NOT news.  Possibly important things.  News.  Often two different things. 
  There you would find mention of a July 7 item from the BBC reporting our new puppet government in Iraq entered into an agreement with Iran for troop training.  
                    
                  Former enemies Iran and
                  Iraq say they will launch broad military co-operation including training Iraqi armed forces. 
  "It's a new chapter in
                  our relations with Iraq," said Iranian Defence Minister Admiral Ali Shamkhani." ...  
                    
                  Yes, indeed, Iran is one
                  of the members of the Axis of Evil, and we're almost ready to do something like bombing the hell out of them if the continue
                  trying to finish up a nuclear bomb or two.  So we liberate Iraq to bring them
                  western-style free-market capitalism and some form of democracy, and they start off with a military pact with the worst of
                  the bad guys? 
  As I asked then, we fought this war for what?  Wasn't for
                  the WMD (oops), and the flypaper-will-keep-us-safe thing is looking shakier by the day (but is was London, after all, and
                  not Chicago, or even Peoria, that was bombed), and it seems spreading democracy will have to wait until the constant suicide
                  and remote-controlled bombings stop.  (Think about that - we created a battlefield
                  over there so we wouldn't have one here, but at the same time we saying we're bringing the folks there peace and security
                  so the place will no longer be a battlefield - so you can do both at the same time?) 
  The question raised with the
                  BBC item?  Did we fight this war to install a government there that will join
                  up with Iran in all sorts of military agreements?  We created, possibly, a new
                  client state of the worst-of-the worst, Iran? 
  What? 
  Well, this is not news, as in this is not covered in the
                  news here much.  We've got Rove and Bush, and the Aruba girl, and some other matters,
                  including the British princes' growing pains, so this one will be hard to sell.  There's
                  only so much you can cover. 
  But it is curious, as Bill Montgomery points out over at Whiskey Bar in an item
                  he titles Ayatollah You So. 
  He opens with two items from papers in the Middle East. From the Gulf Times he finds this from July 18:  
                    
                  Iranian President Mohamed
                  Khatami yesterday hailed a "turning point" in relations with Baghdad as Iraqi Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari made a historic
                  visit to Tehran aimed at strengthening ties after decades of enmity . . . Jaafari, who took refuge in Iran during the rule
                  of Saddam Hussain, visited the tomb of Iran's revolutionary leader Ayatollah Khomeini yesterday, and paid homage by laying
                  a wreath of flowers. 
                    
                  You read that right.  Flowers at the tomb of Ayatollah Khomeini.  Who?  Ayatollah Khomeini - hostages in Iran - Carter couldn't get them out - freed the day
                  Reagan took office - Ayatollah Khomeini our biggest enemy at the time. 
  Then this in the Tehran Times of July 19:  
                    
                  Al-Jaafari, for his part,
                  expressed pleasure over his meeting with Ayatollah Khamenei. He called the late Imam Khomeini the key to the victory of the
                  Islamic Revolution, adding, "We hope to eliminate the dark pages Saddam caused in Iran-Iraq ties and open a new chapter in
                  brotherly ties between the two nations."  
                    
                  Montgomery comments:  
                    
                  Now I personally don't
                  blame al-Jaafari for cuddling up to the Iranians - if I were in his shoes I'd do exactly the same thing. But laying flowers
                  on the tomb of the Ayatollah Khomeini is rubbing it in pretty thick, especially when the Great Satan is keeping his chair
                  warm for him back in Baghdad. Couldn't he have used FTD? 
  I guess not. A quick look at the history of al-Jaafari's Dawa Party will tell you why. 
  It would be interesting to see what kind of reaction al-Jaafari's little
                  Tehran tete-a-tete would cause here in Great Satan Central, if it got 1/20th the coverage of Karl Rove's pimply
                  ass. How would the folks back home feel if they knew their sons and daughters were getting limbs blown off so that Iraqi
                  politicians could jaunt off to Tehran and say warm and fuzzy things about the crazy old man who gave us the Iranian hostage
                  crisis? [my emphasis] 
  And what kind of surrealist cover story would the GOP propaganda machine come up with to
                  convince the Fox News audience that fighting and dying to keep Khomeini lovers in power is really a good thing? 
                    
                  Well, one assumes the comment
                  that Rove has a pimply ass is just an angry insult, but were some news organization have actual footage of same, now THAT
                  would be a news story.  The fact that the government we brought into existence
                  - to replace that of the former guy now in jail and awaiting trial - is aligning itself who Iran, who we have been told since
                  the days just after 9/11 is just as bad (same axis) is not news? 
  But it is news on the BBC and in the Middle-East
                  media.  Why is that?  Different news
                  market?  Perhaps it's just knowing your customer. 
  Can anyone create a
                  "need" for this story, at least for those of us who have friends and relatives fighting there now for some reason - whatever
                  it is?  There could be a market there.  You
                  could create one.  Probably not.  It will turn to news when the two countries,
                  Iran and Iraq, join forces and tell us to get out, they have a nuclear bomb or two, and they take hostages again.  
                    
                  Now it's not news, just
                  the starting point of possible news. We'll get to it later.  
                    
                
               
               
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